Stuck in Africa
Sunday, July 01, 2007
I am fed up with being in Africa and now i want out. Anywhere will do, so long as it is out of africa. I am looking for every opportunity to leave these damn contient. I am looking for a place with no water rationing, with no traffic jams, with no potholed roads, where garbage is collected regularly, where i wont have to watch the horrors of beheaded people in every day news, where i dont have to go home early or else get mugged, where i can sue the police if they harass me, where there is human rights, am looking for anywhere else in the world but not africa.
In the last one month, i have been looking for the best possible ways to get trafficked into europe. The problem is that its damn expensive getting out of africa. These guys are charging upto $10,000 to land me in london, and since i cant afford it, and i cant get a genuine visa, am stuck.
A conspiracy by Osama, Bush and the Somalis in diaspora is keeping me from getting out and sampling all the pleasures and wealth that is missing from africa. Before Osama started his misadventures in the land of Bush, it was so easy to get out if you were somali. And you somalis who were lucky enough to get out before us aint helping our cause by behaving badly. Dont you know that by behaving badly and not contributing positively to your host country's development, you are denying us visas to our dreams and aspirations? Damn you people, you are so selfish!
13 comments:
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Rather than whingeing like a big girl's blouse, why don't you start shukaansing these accomplished North American/European Somali lovelies? You might get lucky and find love + sponsorship! Hehehe
Oh and unfortunately am not available or I would have helped you out. *Smirk*
lol @ firefly's idea....yea maniac go for it. As Firefly said you might get lucky and find love :D
^^See, the problem is, these accomplished North American/ european lovelies already have enough somali guys there...plus blonde boys if they want something exotic.
Wasmaniac,loool.Hey firefly's advice rocks.I mean there are so many educated spinsters that are any man's dreams that just want a brother,do ur thing yaaqay and in no time,u'll get out of there.
P.s.Incase u find urself one,never let her leave nairobi with out a child in her belly.Otherwise she will regard the whole thing as a bonus in her tourism package and thus,she won't be serious.
Oye! Oye!I was going to suggest the same thing actually, except I was thinking of you romancing some chubby (no pun intended)white girls - they loooooove a brotha; they can't get enough! All you have to do is just go onto one of those sites or chat rooms and start romancing them - they will get you all the papers you need. I know every illegal African (including North Africans, especially them Arabs) have themselves a nice, obedient, chubby white girls so they can get their papers:) Some eventually fall in love w/ them, some eave them as soon as they get their papers, some help them enter Islam, so choose wisely! Oh btw, it is not Somalis abroad who are ruining for those still in Africa - it's them terrorist! These terrorists are making our lives here harder, man! Not the other way around, bro.
PS: This is just a suggestion, and not a plan. If choose to take my advice, bro, I have no responsibility to whatsoever happens to u:) But if you do get through w/ it and succeed, make sure to thank me!
WasManiac,
Have you tried the green card lottery? I've heard of a few young Somali folks in Kenya who were chosen. Odds of 1 in about 50,000 sucks but you never know.
om: Its the terrorists who make our lives difficlt, but the problem is that their are somali terrorists, so we are all suspects..
Aya: I've tried and tried and tried.. I'm the unluckiest dude in kenya.
So...it is $10,000...hmm....that is pretty expensive...you should definately go with oms ideas...they might work...you never know...well good luck bro..
Wasmaniac,
First and foremost, where have you disappeared to? We haven't heard from you in forever.
Moving on, seems like everyone has given you the advice you need here. Go for it.
maybe is somewhere in Europe now?
Stay where you are we don't want any of your kind.. Theres enough lowlife here already... Rick U.S.A
Hehehe........Rick is zuzu lol. I can't believe he wrote that. Maniac oye some of us are trying to move back home and here you are gunning to come here. Wanna switch?